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<title>Nobody Loves A Clown</title>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:47:00 GMT</pubDate>
<description>Nobody trusts a clown. Not the New York City cops. Not the jury that decided the cops used just the right amount of force when they arrested one</description>
<link>http://thesop.org/crazyworld/2009/11/20/nobody-loves-a-clown</link>
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<author>rreyes4966@aol.com (Robert Paul Reyes)</author>
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<title>Unfriend: Oxford New American Dictionary "Word of the Year"</title>
<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 00:32:00 GMT</pubDate>
<description>"Unfriend" is Oxford New American Dictionary's "Word of the Year."</description>
<link>http://thesop.org/crazyworld/2009/11/17/unfriend-oxford-new-american-dictionary-word-of-the-year</link>
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<author>rreyes4966@aol.com (Robert Paul Reyes)</author>
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<title>Do You Want The Stripper-Mobile To Come To Your Town?</title>
<pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 19:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<description>A stripper-mobile featuring strippers twirling around a silver pole is a fantasy come true that can only happen in America. </description>
<link>http://thesop.org/crazyworld/2009/11/16/do-you-want-the-strippermobile-to-come-to-your-town</link>
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<author>rreyes4966@aol.com (Robert Paul Reyes)</author>
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<title>Oldest Tagger In The World Arrested </title>
<pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 20:10:00 GMT</pubDate>
<description>A 74-year-old man has been arrested on tagging charges. Sheriff's officials say he is the oldest tagger they've ever captured. </description>
<link>http://thesop.org/crazyworld/2009/11/15/oldest-tagger-in-the-world-arrested</link>
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<author>rreyes4966@aol.com (Robert Paul Reyes)</author>
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<title>Ultimo's New Bra Will Instantly Supersize Your Breasts</title>
<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 20:18:00 GMT</pubDate>
<description>You don't have to be a celebrity twit to have humongous-looking hooters. For only a few dollars you can buy a bra that will instantly supersize your jugs. </description>
<link>http://thesop.org/crazyworld/2009/11/13/ultimos-new-bra-will-instantly-supersize-your-breasts</link>
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<author>rreyes4966@aol.com (Robert Paul Reyes)</author>
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<title>Anxiety During the Holidays: Is Obama to Blame? </title>
<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 20:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<description>Because many people are struggling with lay offs and financial loss, they may have trouble enjoying pleasurable activities, particularly during the holidays. This can bring about lots of stress, and for some, anxiety. </description>
<link>http://thesop.org/crazyworld/2009/11/12/anxiety-during-the-holidays-is-obama-to-blame</link>
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<author>contribute@thesop.org (SOP newswire2)</author>
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<title>Outrage: Angelic Student Expelled For Wearing Short Dress</title>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 18:42:00 GMT</pubDate>
<description>In Brazil, famed for its tiny bikinis and carefree attitude, a university student has been expelled after violent protests by students outraged at the short outfit she wore on campus.</description>
<link>http://thesop.org/crazyworld/2009/11/11/outrage-angelic-student-expelled-for-wearing-short-dress</link>
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<author>rreyes4966@aol.com (Robert Paul Reyes)</author>
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<title>New Zealand Politician Sculpted In Cow Manure</title>
<pubDate>Sun, 8 Nov 2009 21:39:00 GMT</pubDate>
<description>A sculpture of ACC and Environment Minister Nick Smith made out of cow manure has sold for $3,080 on auction site TradeMe.co.nz.</description>
<link>http://thesop.org/crazyworld/2009/11/08/nea-zealand-politician-sculpted-in-cow-manure</link>
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<author>rreyes4966@aol.com (Robert Paul Reyes)</author>
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<title>Cops: Graffiti Artist Left Work Incomplete</title>
<pubDate>Sun, 8 Nov 2009 04:56:00 GMT</pubDate>
<description>Palm Bay police said a graffiti artist left behind a costly, incomplete work with a special note for potential critics. "Ran out of purple."</description>
<link>http://thesop.org/crazyworld/2009/11/07/cops-graffiti-artist-left-work-incomplete</link>
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<author>rreyes4966@aol.com (Robert Paul Reyes)</author>
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<title>Fool Dresses Like A Breathalyzer For Halloween, Gets Nabbed For DUI</title>
<pubDate>Fri, 6 Nov 2009 04:01:00 GMT</pubDate>
<description>A man dressed up as a Breathalyzer was pulled over and arrested for a DUI on Halloween night.</description>
<link>http://thesop.org/crazyworld/2009/11/05/fool-dresses-like-a-breathalyzer-for-halloween-gets-nabbed-for-dui</link>
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<author>rreyes4966@aol.com (Robert Paul Reyes)</author>
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<title>Idiot Thief Stuffs Ferret Down His Pants</title>
<pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 05:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<description>Evansville police report a suspect, later observed on a store security camera, walked out of the Pet Food Center with a $130 ferret tucked in his pants.</description>
<link>http://thesop.org/crazyworld/2009/10/30/idiot-thief-stuffs-ferret-down-his-pants</link>
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<author>rreyes4966@aol.com (Robert Paul Reyes)</author>
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<title>Sanford and Son Meets Japan</title>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:35:00 GMT</pubDate>
<description> Geoff delves into the all important topic of how the Japanese language can provide insights into the 1970's sitcom "Sanford and Son". </description>
<link>http://thesop.org/crazyworld/2009/10/29/sanford-and-son-meets-japan</link>
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<author>geoff@al-pha.com (Geoff Dean)</author>
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<title>Company Paid Dude 470K Before Realizing He Wasn't Working</title>
<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 22:40:00 GMT</pubDate>
<description>A New Jersey company paid a man nearly half a million dollars before realizing he wasn't working.</description>
<link>http://thesop.org/crazyworld/2009/10/27/company-paid-dude-470k-before-realizing-he-wasnt-working</link>
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<author>rreyes4966@aol.com (Robert Paul Reyes)</author>
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<title>Japanese PM Hatoyama Steals Page from Obama's Speech Book</title>
<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 21:48:00 GMT</pubDate>
<description> Geoff continues to look at Japanese politics through the lens of an ignorant bystander and discusses the similarity of Prime Minister Hatoyama's recent Diet speech to those of President Obama.</description>
<link>http://thesop.org/crazyworld/2009/10/27/japanese-pm-hatoyama-steals-page-from-obamas-speech-book</link>
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<title>British Brats Receiving Career Guidance</title>
<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 02:55:00 GMT</pubDate>
<description>Children in British primary schools as young as nine are to receive advice via internet sites such as YouTube on their future career paths under a new scheme.</description>
<link>http://thesop.org/crazyworld/2009/10/26/british-brats-receiving-career-guidance</link>
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<author>rreyes4966@aol.com (Robert Paul Reyes)</author>
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