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<title>Men Strike Back! </title>
<pubDate>Sat, 13 Feb 2010 20:15:00 GMT</pubDate>
<description>Meet Marvin, men's answer to Maxine</description>
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<author>contribute@thesop.org (SOP newswire2)</author>
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<title>I Owe It All to Mom</title>
<pubDate>Tue, 9 Feb 2010 04:31:00 GMT</pubDate>
<description>My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. </description>
<link>http://thesop.org/story/jokje/2010/02/08/i-owe-it-all-to-mom.php</link>
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<title>Australian Tourism</title>
<pubDate>Wed, 30 Dec 2009 08:07:00 GMT</pubDate>
<description>These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a great sense of humour (not to mention a low tolerance threshold for cretins!) </description>
<link>http://thesop.org/story/jokje/2009/12/29/australian-tourism.php</link>
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<title>Reindeers at Christmas</title>
<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 20:29:00 GMT</pubDate>
<description>According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year...</description>
<link>http://thesop.org/story/jokje/2009/11/30/reindeers-at-christmas.php</link>
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<title>Proofreading Is A Dying Art! </title>
<pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 05:18:00 GMT</pubDate>
<description>Check Out Some of These Ridiculous Newspaper Headlines!</description>
<link>http://thesop.org/story/jokje/2009/11/25/proofreading-is-a-dying-art.php</link>
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<title>An Italian Loan</title>
<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 05:51:00 GMT</pubDate>
<description>An Italian walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan officer. He told the loan officer that he was going to Italy on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000 and that he was not a depositor of the bank.</description>
<link>http://thesop.org/story/jokje/2009/11/11/an-italian-loan.php</link>
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<author>contribute@thesop.org (SOP newswire2)</author>
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<title>Preparation Guidelines for Your Wedding</title>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 18:23:00 GMT</pubDate>
<description>For the bride, the key words are "be conservative." No matter how good it may look, refrain from wedding outfits made with spandex or adorned with fringe.</description>
<link>http://thesop.org/story/jokje/2009/10/22/preparation-guidelines-for-your-wedding.php</link>
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<author>contribute@thesop.org (SOP newswire2)</author>
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<title>Two Elephant Jokes</title>
<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 03:09:00 GMT</pubDate>
<description>A mouse is on the flee from a cat. He meets an elephant. "Oh my dear elephant" he begs, "a cat is after me, can you please help me?</description>
<link>http://thesop.org/story/jokje/2009/10/11/two-elephant-jokes.php</link>
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<author> (Askin Ozcan (Mentor))</author>
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<title>Never to Take Candy From a Stranger</title>
<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 02:10:00 GMT</pubDate>
<description>Remember when your mom told you never to take candy from a stranger?</description>
<link>http://thesop.org/story/jokje/2009/07/28/never-to-take-candy-from-a-stranger.php</link>
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<author>contribute@thesop.org (SOP newswire2)</author>
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<title>Funny Bumper Stickers</title>
<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2009 01:42:00 GMT</pubDate>
<description>Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. </description>
<link>http://thesop.org/story/jokje/2009/07/26/funny-bumper-stickers.php</link>
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<author>contribute@thesop.org (SOP newswire2)</author>
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<title>Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER </title>
<pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2009 20:55:00 GMT</pubDate>
<description>How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.</description>
<link>http://thesop.org/story/jokje/2009/06/14/classes-for-men-at-the-adult-learning-center.php</link>
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<author>judy@thesop.org (Judyth Piazza CEO (Editor))</author>
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<title>How Your Mind Plays Tricks on You</title>
<pubDate>Wed, 3 Jun 2009 22:56:00 GMT</pubDate>
<description>All weird but 7 will blow your mind!!! Just follow the directions as stated. </description>
<link>http://thesop.org/story/jokje/2009/06/03/how-your-mind-plays-tricks-on-you.php</link>
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<author>contribute@thesop.org (SOP newswire2)</author>
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<title>The VanGogh Family</title>
<pubDate>Sun, 17 May 2009 21:27:00 GMT</pubDate>
<description>Vincent Van Gogh had a really large family. Here's a listing of some of the lessor known ones... </description>
<link>http://thesop.org/story/jokje/2009/05/17/the-vangogh-family.php</link>
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<author>contribute@thesop.org (SOP newswire2)</author>
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<title>Be Careful, Be Careful, Be Careful</title>
<pubDate>Sun, 17 May 2009 18:15:00 GMT</pubDate>
<description>Be careful of your thoughtsfor your thoughts become your word. </description>
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<author>contribute@thesop.org (SOP newswire2)</author>
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<title>Hungry Rooster</title>
<pubDate>Thu, 7 May 2009 18:32:00 GMT</pubDate>
<description>A Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive restaurant and a really rich sheik gets out from it followed by a harem of women, and a rooster. </description>
<link>http://thesop.org/story/jokje/2009/05/07/hungry-rooster.php</link>
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<author>contribute@thesop.org (SOP newswire2)</author>
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