Providing news and information while helping aspiring writers and journalists, http://thesop.org/categories/jokje-1.php http://thesop.org/categories/jokje-1.php 118 67 http://thesop.org/images/thesop_118x67.jpg Sun, 27 Feb 2011 19:09:00 GMT Forward this to every one you can remember right now otherwise you will forget! http://thesop.org/story/20110227/perks-of-reaching-50-or-being-over-60-and-heading-towards-70.html http://thesop.org/story/20110227/perks-of-reaching-50-or-being-over-60-and-heading-towards-70.html contribute@thesop.org (SOP newswire2) Sun, 6 Feb 2011 20:25:00 GMT One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. http://thesop.org/story/20110206/the-haircut.html http://thesop.org/story/20110206/the-haircut.html contribute@thesop.org (SOP newswire2) Thu, 16 Dec 2010 19:09:00 GMT A lady walked into a Police Station and the desk Sergeant said "Can I help you?" http://thesop.org/story/20101216/an-aussie-cricketer.html http://thesop.org/story/20101216/an-aussie-cricketer.html contribute@thesop.org (SOP newswire2) Fri, 10 Dec 2010 18:51:00 GMT Computerized author bios can be weird. Look at this one: http://thesop.org/story/20101210/author-bios-made-simple.html http://thesop.org/story/20101210/author-bios-made-simple.html dempsey87@yahoo.com (Ernest Dempsey) Wed, 25 Aug 2010 04:45:00 GMT My husband was driving when he saw the flash of a traffic camera. http://thesop.org/story/jokje/2010/08/24/smile-for-the-traffic-camera.php http://thesop.org/story/jokje/2010/08/24/smile-for-the-traffic-camera.php contribute@thesop.org (SOP newswire2) Tue, 3 Aug 2010 00:36:00 GMT I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?" http://thesop.org/story/jokje/2010/08/02/the-economy-is-so-bad-that.php http://thesop.org/story/jokje/2010/08/02/the-economy-is-so-bad-that.php contribute@thesop.org (SOP newswire2) Sun, 25 Jul 2010 20:08:00 GMT A U.S. Navy cruiser was anchored in Mississippi for a week's shore leave. http://thesop.org/story/jokje/2010/07/25/melindas-debutante-ball.php http://thesop.org/story/jokje/2010/07/25/melindas-debutante-ball.php contribute@thesop.org (SOP newswire2) Mon, 19 Jul 2010 08:23:00 GMT Translation of what people write on resume's and what they are REALLY saying http://thesop.org/story/jokje/2010/07/18/the-power-of-laughter-and-dogs.php http://thesop.org/story/jokje/2010/07/18/the-power-of-laughter-and-dogs.php gail@gailhand.com (Gail Hand) Mon, 17 May 2010 05:59:00 GMT Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. http://thesop.org/story/jokje/2010/05/16/9-popular-words-women-use.php http://thesop.org/story/jokje/2010/05/16/9-popular-words-women-use.php contribute@thesop.org (SOP newswire2) Wed, 12 May 2010 20:03:00 GMT I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. http://thesop.org/story/jokje/2010/05/12/universal-truths.php http://thesop.org/story/jokje/2010/05/12/universal-truths.php contribute@thesop.org (SOP newswire2) Mon, 26 Apr 2010 07:32:00 GMT At my recent assault trial, I offered a plea of "Guilty with an explanation." http://thesop.org/story/jokje/2010/04/25/guilty-with-an-explanation.php http://thesop.org/story/jokje/2010/04/25/guilty-with-an-explanation.php contribute@thesop.org (SOP newswire2) Sat, 13 Feb 2010 20:15:00 GMT Meet Marvin, men's answer to Maxine http://thesop.org/story/jokje/2010/02/13/men-strike-back.php http://thesop.org/story/jokje/2010/02/13/men-strike-back.php contribute@thesop.org (SOP newswire2) Tue, 9 Feb 2010 04:31:00 GMT My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. http://thesop.org/story/jokje/2010/02/08/i-owe-it-all-to-mom.php http://thesop.org/story/jokje/2010/02/08/i-owe-it-all-to-mom.php contribute@thesop.org (SOP newswire2) Wed, 30 Dec 2009 08:07:00 GMT These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a great sense of humour (not to mention a low tolerance threshold for cretins!) http://thesop.org/story/jokje/2009/12/29/australian-tourism.php http://thesop.org/story/jokje/2009/12/29/australian-tourism.php contribute@thesop.org (SOP newswire2) Mon, 30 Nov 2009 20:29:00 GMT According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year... http://thesop.org/story/jokje/2009/11/30/reindeers-at-christmas.php http://thesop.org/story/jokje/2009/11/30/reindeers-at-christmas.php contribute@thesop.org (SOP newswire2)