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<title>The Top 9 Things Every Evil Villain Needs to Know</title>
<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2010 06:08:00 GMT</pubDate>
<description>Preferably one in the mountains of some remote eastern European country. When shopping for a good stronghold, always remember to look for proper dungeon space, good schools, and a self destruct </description>
<link>http://thesop.org/story/crazyworld/2008/07/09/the-top-9-things-every-evil-villain-needs.php</link>
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<title>Vigilantes in the Real World WTF! </title>
<pubDate>Tue, 3 Nov 2009 03:42:00 GMT</pubDate>
<description>Yep, real life people who wear masks and 'fight crime'. lulz will be plenty in this one... </description>
<link>http://thesop.org/story/crazyworld/2009/04/13/vigilantes-in-the-real-world-wtf.php</link>
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<title>Mass Disappearances What Really Happened?</title>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 04:37:00 GMT</pubDate>
<description>Some you may have heard of, some you haven't. Here we delve into the most mysterious stories of mass disappearances in history. </description>
<link>http://thesop.org/story/paranormal/2009/10/21/mass-disappearances-what-really-happened.php</link>
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<title>Dubstep: A Sound You May Have Never Heard But Will Like</title>
<pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 20:11:00 GMT</pubDate>
<description>Recently, I was turned on to some good music. In turn, I turn you on to it. That's three turns. </description>
<link>http://thesop.org/story/music/2009/10/13/dubstep-a-sound-you-may-have-never-heard-but-will-like.php</link>
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<title>Predictions For NFL Week 5</title>
<pubDate>Fri, 9 Oct 2009 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<description>My picks for the upcoming week. Don't argue. You will just be wrong.</description>
<link>http://thesop.org/story/sports/2009/10/09/predictions-for-nfl-week-5.php</link>
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<title>Obama, Forget Health Care, We Need JOBS!</title>
<pubDate>Fri, 9 Oct 2009 19:44:00 GMT</pubDate>
<description>Too many people are jobless these days. Health care? No.</description>
<link>http://thesop.org/story/politics/2009/10/09/obama-forget-health-care-we-need-jobs.php</link>
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<title>Choose Your Own Adventure, The lol Version</title>
<pubDate>Fri, 7 Aug 2009 17:49:00 GMT</pubDate>
<description>This is an experiment in writing. I missed the old books, couldn't find them anywhere, so I decided to write my own. I hope you have fun playing through.</description>
<link>http://thesop.org/story/entertainment/2009/08/06/choose-your-own-adventure-the-lol-version.php</link>
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<title>Man Asks Internet to Decide Tattoo, Anon Answers</title>
<pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 21:07:00 GMT</pubDate>
<description>In the category of funniest thing you have heard all day and great justice, a viral marketer from New Zealand has caught the eye of Anonymous. </description>
<link>http://thesop.org/story/crazyworld/2009/04/11/man-asks-internet-to-decide-tattoo-anon-answers.php</link>
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<title>11 Year Old Girl Charged With Rape</title>
<pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 20:46:00 GMT</pubDate>
<description>I don't even know how this is possible, but reports out of Ohio are saying an 11 year old girl will be charged with 3 counts of rape.</description>
<link>http://thesop.org/story/law/2009/04/11/11-year-old-girl-charged-with-rape.php</link>
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<title>Kim Jong II Shocks The World and Wins the Title!</title>
<pubDate>Thu, 9 Apr 2009 19:53:00 GMT</pubDate>
<description>In the category of "No one ever seen this coming /end sarcasm" Kim Jong II has been 'elected' supreme leader of North Korea.</description>
<link>http://thesop.org/story/politics/2009/04/09/kim-jong-ii-shocks-the-world-and-wins-the-title.php</link>
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<title>Wii Won't Drop Prices, No Matter How Much You Don't Play It</title>
<pubDate>Thu, 9 Apr 2009 18:27:00 GMT</pubDate>
<description>Nintedo CEO and supreme overlord of all that is Wii, Satoru Iwata, announced today that just because we are poorer than he is doesn't mean he cares. </description>
<link>http://thesop.org/story/business/2009/04/09/wii-wont-drop-prices-no-matter-how-much-you-dont-play-it.php</link>
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<title>Pirates Attack! Jack Sparrow Conspicuously Absent...</title>
<pubDate>Thu, 9 Apr 2009 17:55:00 GMT</pubDate>
<description>An American crew had their ship hijacked off the coast of Somalia earlier. Captain Jack unavailable for comment, but you have heard of him.</description>
<link>http://thesop.org/story/crazyworld/2009/04/09/pirates-attack-jack-sparrow-conspicuously-absent.php</link>
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<title>A Brave New Journalist: We Are Coming For You</title>
<pubDate>Mon, 16 Mar 2009 19:38:00 GMT</pubDate>
<description>The Internet has changed the writing game completely in the last few years, giving writers who do not have years of education, a level playing field. </description>
<link>http://thesop.org/story/journalism/2009/03/16/a-brave-new-journalist-we-are-coming-for-you.php</link>
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<title>The Top 9 Things A Man Should Never Tell A Woman</title>
<pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2008 01:51:00 GMT</pubDate>
<description>So you don't blow it at the last minute...This is the number one reason most men get stabbed by their significant others. </description>
<link>http://thesop.org/story/crazyworld/2008/07/09/the-top-9-things-a-man-should-never-tell-a-woman.php</link>
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<title>Zero's Twisted Mind: 'Let's Go Back To Fighting With Swords!'</title>
<pubDate>Tue, 3 Jun 2008 03:23:00 GMT</pubDate>
<description>Part of a new mini-series in which I offer up solutions to all the worlds problems.</description>
<link>http://thesop.org/story/opinion/2008/06/02/zeros-twisted-mind-lets-go-back-to-fighting-with-swords.php</link>
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