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Published:September 24th, 2010 13:50 EST
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Celebrity Junkie Lindsay Lohan Sent Back To Jail

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Actress Lindsay Lohan has been sent back to jail after failing a court-ordered drug test.

The Mean Girls star was denied bail and taken into custody immediately after a hearing in Los Angeles Superior Court.

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It will be Lohan`s third stint in jail for a three-year-old drink and drug driving case, which was filed after a pair of high-profile arrests in 2007."


I expected the judge to once again treat the unrepentant junkie with leniency, but she surprised quite a few people by sending the pop tart directly to jail.

LiLo, do not pass go, do not make a last minute run for drugs, do not make another phony apology on Twitter: Go directly to Jail!

This article doesn`t require footnotes, research or analysis. Lindsay Lohan is back in jail where she belongs, and millions are rejoicing. End of story.

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