September 30th, 2010 11:42 EST
Madonna Ad Retouched: Before And After Pics
Madonna is at war against old age, a war that we are all destined to lose. Madonna goes to extreme and absurd lengths to try and maintain a youthful appearance. Madge dates a young man who could pass for her grandson, works out like a maniac, dresses like a high school girl, and she has enough silicon in her body to power a thousand computers.
It comes as no surprise that Madonna`s ads for Dolce & Gabbana have been digitally manipulated to make Madge look twenty years younger.
Take a peek, if you dare, at the before and after pics.
A picture is worth a thousand words, so I won`t attempt to describe how horrible Madonna looks in the photo before it was retouched.
Madonna take a look at yourself in the mirror and face the facts: You are too old to wear a Catholic Schoolgirl outfit, too old to cavort on stage like a nubile twenty-something, and too freakin` old to appear in ads for Dolce & Gabbana. The target demographic for Dolce & Gabbana ads is young women, not old broads.
Madonna`s fans love her for her music, and they couldn`t care if she wore granny panties and cardigan sweaters.
Madonna, the more you try to look young, the more people will think that are you going senile.
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