October 2nd, 2010 13:56 EST
Man Goes Postal On His Brother Because He Ate His Pizza
"Note to folks sharing a refrigerator: Leave the pizza alone or you risk getting hit as a Florida man was for noshing on his brother`s leftovers.
Port St. Lucie police said Frank Starling bopped his younger brother because he was eating Starling`s pizza left in the refrigerator, WPBF-TV, West Palm Beach, reported Thursday. Sterling was charged with domestic battery." UPI
I hate leftovers with the exception of pizza that`s been in a fridge for a few hours, nuke it and it tastes better than ever.
If my brother snagged my last slice of leftover pizza, I might exchange a few words with him, but I wouldn`t repeatedly punch him and throw him into a kitchen window.
Sterling is very protective of his property, if he drops his bar of soap while he`s taking a shower in jail, he`d better leave that that soap on the floor.
Sterling is a loser who won`t be enjoyed any pizza while he`s in jail. Enjoy your bologna sandwiches fool, and if Big Bubba wants a bite of your sandwich, let him have it all.
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