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Published:October 4th, 2010 10:47 EST
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Crazy Old Lady Bribes Cop With Grilled Cheese Sandwich

By Robert Paul Reyes


"A police officer in Florida says a grandmother tried to avoid a drunken driving arrest by offering to make him a grilled cheese sandwich.

If Elsie Wright O`Conner, 65, tried the ploy, it did not work. She was arrested Thursday night and charged with driving under the influence, the Ocala Star-Banner reports." UPI

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I stand a better chance surviving 12 rounds with Mike Tyson, than I do talking a cop out of a ticket. Dudes don`t stand a chance against a cop eager to meet a quota.

However chances are pretty good that an attractive woman can sweet talk her way out of a ticket. If the 65-year old woman wasn`t named Elsie and if she were 35 years younger her ploy would have worked.

Elsie? The name Elsie reminds me of a freakin` cow.

The cop claimed he smelled alcohol on the old lady`s breath, and he noted that he found two vodka bottles in her Cadillac.

I doubt that it was a Cadillac Escalade the old woman was driving; I bet it was an old school Cadillac that`s bigger than a cruise ship.

There`s nothing more dangerous than a drunken old bat driving a car built like a tank. I`m glad the cop busted her wrinkled old behind.

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