October 10th, 2010 11:52 EST
Iggy Pop: I Want Lindsay Lohan To Play Me In Movie About My Life
"IGGY POP wants LINDSAY LOHAN to play him if a biopic of his life is ever made. Iggy Pop is the personification of "Sex, Drugs and Rock `N Roll", emphasis on the drugs.
He told an Australian radio station: `She looks like me, and she`s the only one with enough attitude too.
`They could tape her boobs up or something. She`s been in jail at the right age and everything, so I think she could do it."` Read more
Every bottle of Jack Daniels, every injection of heroin, every hit of LSD, and every sleepless night is etched in the haggard face of Iggy Pop.
Iggy Pop is a whirling dervish who escaped (or maybe was booted) from hell. A dead crackhead who has been lying on the street for a couple of days, and who has been run over by a Mack truck looks better than Iggy Pop.
Iggy Pop may live forever: The Grim Reaper is terrified of coming anywhere near the punker.
Who can possibly play the rocker in a movie about his life?
Maybe only Satan himself, but he doesn`t have a SAG card.
Only Lindsay Lohan can credibly play the part of the hard-living rock legend. The pop tart has the dead eyes and the aura of pure evil that is a requisite for playing such a daunting role. LiLo has such hard look on her countenance that she could easily pass for the 63-year-old singer.
Lindsay Lohan was born to play the part of Iggy Pop. Any director worth his salt would love to cast the pop diva in the part of Iggy Pop.
Let`s hope commonsense prevails and we will soon see a biopic of Iggy Pop starring Lindsay Lohan.
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