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Published:October 12th, 2010 14:28 EST
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Crybaby Brett Favre Bigger Jerk Than Tiger Woods! Fire The Bum!

By Robert Paul Reyes

By now even non-football fans who don`t know a wildcat offense from a pussy cat know that when Brett Favre was quarterback of the New York Jets he sent a pic of his penis to a sideline reporter. Favre allegedly sexually harassed several Jets employees, sending them inappropriate texts and images.

If Brett Favre had retired from the Green Bay Packer in 2007 after playing 16 seasons for them, he would have left the game with his reputation intact.

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But Favre has gone on to play for the New York Jets in 2008 and the Minnesota Vikings in 2009 and 2010.

At the end of each season it`s a soap opera, the same old rerun with Favre bawling like a baby promising to retire, only to sign again for one more year.

When the sh** hit the fan and Favre`s unsavory sex life was exposed, he broke down in tears and apologized to his teammates for being a distraction.

When Favre ran into adversity he used to take drugs, now he cries like a freakin` infant. I wish the big baby would go back to taking pain killers.

We think of a quarterback as the epitome of cool, but there`s nothing cool about sending a pic of your Johnson to a girl you are trying to impress. What was the disgraced quarterback thinking? "Gee, this lady keeps blowing me away. Maybe if I send her a pic of my genitals, she`ll go out with me."

Favre, you are an idiot, you`ve lost untold millions in endorsements and personal endorsements. You can forget about a job as a reporter or analyst after you finally quit.

I`ll put up with the scumbag crying one more time, when he announces that he is finally retiring for real.

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