October 14th, 2010 12:33 EST
Lindsay Lohan Tried To Break Out Of Rehab To Buy Coca-Cola
"Lindsay Lohan tried to break out of rehab to buy Coke--of the caffeinated soft drink variety.
Lohan, 24, is currently undergoing rehabilitation at the Betty Ford Center in Rancho Mirage, California. She and another unnamed patient tried to escape to the neighboring hospital, Eisenhower Medical Center, in search of a vending machine with Coke, which is not allowed at the Betty Ford Center. Unfortunately for the duo, they didn`t get far. They were trying to climb over the fence and the unnamed accomplice got her clothes stuck when they were spotted by guards."
Lindsay Lohan voluntarily checked herself in to the Betty Ford Center, it`s unlikely she was trying to escape from the facility.
It makes perfect sense that the ditzy celeb tried to break out of the rehab clinic to buy Coke. Lindsay acts like a child, she thinks everything is a game. I hope that this silly episode isn`t indicative that she isn`t taking rehab seriously.
But I guess we should take comfort in the fact that the troubled starlet was seeking to score a can of Coke and not cocaine.
I can`t wait for Lindsay Lohan to leave rehab for good, I love chronicling her shenanigans.
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