October 18th, 2010 17:13 EST
Top Ten Ways Bishop Eddie Long Will Celebrate Halloween
*Trade in his Jheri Curl wig for an orange one. Believe it or not the neon orange toupee looks less ridiculous.
*Play Tiddlywinks with his down low friends.
*Count his money, and praise God that his tricks give him a lot of treats.
*Take a Boy Scouts troop trick-or-treating.
*Don purple leotards and work out to a Richard Simmons DVD.
*Put a carved out pumpkin on his head and do the Macarena.
*Take a Halloween collection from his congregation, and buy an orange sports car.
*Tell his lawyers he ran out of money, and he`s paying them in candy corn.
*Dress like a pimp -- nobody will notice any difference.
*Wear orange thongs.
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