October 18th, 2010 14:39 EST
Want To Look Like Snooki For Halloween? Follow These Ten Steps!
*Take a five hour nap in a tanning booth, if you glow orange when you wake up, congratulations.
*Take a beehive, paint it black, and glue it to your head.
*Sniff any available inhalant until you fry half of your brain cells.
*Go to the red-light district of your town, and offer the first whore you see $75 for her outfit.
*Visit a daycare center and practice talking just like the toddlers.
*Walk around on your knees so you will be the same height as the reality star.
*Go to skid row and grab any wino, and everyone will think you are Snooki painting the town red with her boyfriend.
*Pretend you have Tourette`s Syndrome.
*Ask your five-year-old daughter for help in putting on your makeup.
*Pig out every day until Halloween.
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