October 22nd, 2010 22:42 EST
Blasphemy: Italian Town Seeks To Ban Miniskirts!
"Officials in an Italian city said they are introducing new rules to ban miniskirts, exposed cleavage and saggy jeans.
Mayor Luigi Bobbio of Castellammare di Stabia said the town council plans to pass 41 new rules that `every good citizen must respect,` The Daily Telegraph reported Friday.
The rules, which include bans on excessively short skirts, exposed cleavage and low-slung jeans, are scheduled to be voted on Monday." UPI
Italy is a country renowned for its cuisine and sense of fashion. Milan and Rome are Mecca`s of fashion and sophistication, where you will find may hotties wearing short skirts and low-cut tops.
It`s unnatural and a sin against nature for a woman to hide her assets. Cleavage was meant to be exposed, and a lady wearing a low-cut top is doing the work of God.
"Excessively short skirt" is an oxymoron, there is no such thing as a skirt that`s too short.
Every good citizen respects a young lady who enriches her community by donning a short skirt.
The citizens of Castellammare di Stabia must rise up it protest against these fascist measures that would rob their fair town of its charm and beauty.
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