*Sell his infamous Jheri Curl wig on eBay, and donate the proceeds to victims of child molestation.
*Donate his mansion to a gay rights group so it can be used as a community center for teens who are the victims of bullying and homophobia.
*Admit that the heretical Prosperity Gospel that he preaches enriches only himself, his family and his inner circle.
*Confess that he`s a homosexual, and apologize to gays and lesbians for his hypocrisy and homophobic remarks.
*Give a sermon in which he declares that he`s a pedophile, and explain to his congregation that pedophilia has no connection to homosexuality.
*Tell his church that he`s a scam artist and that they are complicit in all his sins, because only an idiot would miss all the signs that he`s a false prophet.
*After he`s convicted for child molestation, entertain his fellow convicts by stripping down to his purple thongs and doing the Macarena.
*Burn his muscle shirts and spandex shorts.
*Flush his cell phone down the toilet.
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