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Published:October 26th, 2010 17:52 EST

Fitness Freak Madonna To Open Chain Of Fitness Centers

By Robert Paul Reyes


"Press representatives for Madonna said she, her manager, Guy Oseary, and New Evolution Ventures, a fitness and entertainment company in Lafayette, Calif., planned to open a chain of Hard Candy Fitness centers in various countries including Russia, Brazil and Argentina, as well as locations in Europe and Asia. The centers will offer classes, a bike studio and a mind/body studio, a juice bar and `lavish locker rooms built with the finest materials,` according to the press release." Read More
Madonna conquered the world of pop music, but failed dismally as an actress. I predict that Madge`s foray into the world of health clubs will make her career as a thespian look like a brilliant success.


I would advise the Material Old Lady not to be a spokesperson for her Hard Candy Fitness Centers. Only a deranged woman would want to look like Madonna -- girlfriend looks like a skeleton that has been injected with steroids.

I`m not surprised that the first Hard Candy Fitness centers are located in foreign countries, Americans are sick and tired of Madonna.

What the heck is a "mind/body studio"? Probably some sort of Kaballah-inspired foolishness from Madge.

Hopefully Madonna`s new business venture will go bankrupt before she has time to open a fitness center in this country.

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