October 29th, 2010 13:49 EST
Evil Mom Pleads Guilty To Killing Baby For Interrupting FarmVille Game!
"A Florida woman admitted shaking her 3-month-old baby to death after the little boy`s crying distracted her from playing a wildly popular game.
Alexandra Tobias, 22, told cops she was playing FarmVille and her baby, Dylan Lee Edmondson, wouldn`t stop crying.
According to the Florida Times-Union, she confessed to shaking the baby, smoking a cigarette to calm down and then shaking the baby again. The baby may have hit his head during the January incident. " target=_new>Read more
FarmVille is a Facebook game that allows members (people with no life) to manage a virtual farm by doing exciting things like growing and harvesting virtual crops.
If a game developer from one of the major video companies came up with the FarmVille concept , he would have been kicked to the curb. But against all odds, FarmVille has become a huge hit with female Facebook members.
This is my vision of hell: I die and I wake up in hell, although at first I think I`m in heaven, because I`m surrounded my hotties. Unfortunately, the babes are playing FarmVille, and they are oblivious to my pleas to make the best out of a bad situation and make love like there`s no tomorrow. The freak-a-leaks are even impervious to the demons who are poking them with pitchforks, so enraptured are they with playing FarmVille.
This demon-possessed woman was so addicted to FarmVille, that she shook her baby to death after the little boy`s crying distracted her from playing the game. Think about it: This monster in human flesh cared more about the welfare of her virtual crops, than she cared about her own baby.
In prisons for male child molesters and murderers of children are treated horrendously by the general population, I can only hope that the same rule applies in prisons for females.
In prisons handsome young men are sexually preyed upon by just about everyone else in prison. Alexandra, 22, is drop-dead gorgeous, I hope that the same principle applies in prisons for females. I pray that Alexandra will be brutalized by middle-aged tough broads who have a yen for beautiful fresh meat.
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