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Published:November 4th, 2010 12:33 EST
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Saggy Pants Bank Robber Trips And Drops Bag Of Money

By Robert Paul Reyes

"The FBI said an Ohio bank robber was slowed by his saggy pants and prevented from stealing money by an exploding dye pack.

Investigators said the suspect, described as a thin, black male in his 20s, entered a Chase Bank branch in Columbus shortly after 1 p.m. Tuesday, displayed a gun and ordered everyone to the floor, The Columbus (Ohio) Dispatch reported Wednesday.

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The suspect, who witnesses said was slowed by his saggy pants, dropped the bag outside of the bank after the dye pack exploded."


Saggy pants are not conducive to making a quick getaway from the scene of a crime, it`s not surprising that this moron was slowed down by his saggy pants.

Violence and a low IQ often go hand-in-hand, this moron grabbed a female bank employee by the hair and threw her in a chair and hit a male employee on the head with the butt of his gun. Sheer senseless violence that will do nothing but increase the number of years he will spend behind bars.

This Einstein will eventually be caught, and I hope that he will wear saggy pants in prison. In prison culture inmates wear saggy pants to signify that they are the sexual property of another prisoner.

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