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Published:November 14th, 2010 10:01 EST
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Bishop Eddie Long: Top Ten Things He Wants For Christmas

By Robert Paul Reyes

 
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*Eddie Long wants Santa Claus to come down his chimney
 
*He wants to tiptoe through the tulips with Tiny Tim
 
*He wants to make an exercise tape with Richard Simmons. The bishop doesn`t care what kind of exercises they do at long as they get to wear short shorts, wax their legs and giggle like schoolgirls.
 
*A paid subscription to Jacked-Up Wigs " magazine.
 
*A wig with glitter. Lots of glitter.
 
*His own reality show. The Bishop Bunch " A story about a lovely man who adopts seven boys, ages 15 -17.
 
*His own line of designer thongs for men.
 
*Wants to trade in his wife for a butler with a penchant for wearing short shorts.
 
*A talking Pee-Wee Herman doll that he can program to say: Please give me a hug daddy.
 
*Wants God to smite me dead.
 
Have a merry Christmas Bishop Eddie Long! Would you prefer for me to say: Have a gay Christmas Bishop Eddie Long?
 
Note: I`m not mocking homosexuals. I`m ridiculing a hypocrital preacher who demonizes gays and lesbians. Eddie Long needs to accept that he`s a homosexual, and devote the rest of his life to crusading for gay rights.