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Published:November 18th, 2010 12:40 EST
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Coffee Shop Offering Porn In A Cup: 10 Shots Of Espresso In A Cup

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A New York coffee shop is offering a 20-ounce beverage with 10 shots of espresso billed as `coffee porn in a cup.`

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Tony Fisher, owner of The Pulp & The Bean, said the Dieci, named after the Italian word for 10, went on sale Tuesday after he realized the all-espresso drink had `never been done before,` the New York Daily News reported Wednesday.

`It just dawned on me that people really love espresso, so why not just give them a cup full of espresso?` Fisher said."

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Earth to Fisher: It hasn`t been done before because it`s a crazy idea.

Fisher should hire a team of lawyers, he`s going to be flooded with lawsuits. You don`t have to be a rocket scientist or a cardiologist to know that drinking 10 shots of espresso isn`t the brightest thing in the world to do, especially for those suffering from high blood pressure or heart problems.

Dude, why do you think espresso cups are so small? Could it be because a regular size cup filled with espresso is too much to drink at one time?

Fisher said the "coffee porn in a cup," is ideal for `on-the-go` customers. They will be on-the-go spinning like a top until they drop dead of a heart attack.

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