November 24th, 2010 16:49 EST
German Dude Seeks To Repossess His Ex-Girlfriend's Fake Boobs
"A German woman who splashed out on breast implants with a loan from her then boyfriend now fears her assets could be re-possessed after she failed to fully reimburse him, the 20-year-old woman told Bild newspaper.
"Her ex-boyfriend is demanding that she return the 4,379 euros ($5,865) he gave her to pay for her breast enlargement surgery in 2009 or he`ll call the police and get the repossessors involved, Bild reported on Wednesday." Reuters
The woman split with the boob shortly after she underwent the plastic surgery. She was just milking him for a new pair of jugs.
At least the ex-boyfriend had the foresight to make her sign a contract stipulating that she would have to pay him back if she didn`t stay with him for a year.
The woman is deflated by the prospect that if she doesn`t pay him back, he has the legal right to repossess her fake boobs.
The dude should should contact a repo-man immediately, and gain custody of his property. He can use the silicon boobs to augment his family jewels, obviously he isn`t much of a man if he gets involved with a gold digger named "Anastasia. Anastasia? Sounds like the name of a gold digging exotic dancer!
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