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Published:November 26th, 2010 11:17 EST

Robber And Accomplice Flashing Her Boobs Rob Gas Station

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Police in Missouri said a man who allegedly used a female accomplice`s breasts to distract clerks during a robbery was arrested after returning to the scene.


Kansas City police said Laron Pearson, 21, was accompanied by a female who flashed her breasts to store clerks when he allegedly robbed a gas station Nov. 2, the Kansas City Star reported Thursday."


Laron is a real charmer, I can imagine him convincing his lady friend to serve as his accomplice:

"Honey, I will brandish the gun, all you have to do is flash the doofus cashier"

The idiot woman allowed herself to be exploited by Pearson, and now she`s facing a prison term.

If a robber is aiming his gun at me, I don`t care if Angelina Jolie is flashing her breasts, my eyes will be focused on the firearm. The female accomplice will have months or years behind bars to contemplate her stupidity.

These pair of oxygen thieves have been charged with first-degree robbery.

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