December 8th, 2010 17:28 EST
Christmas Madness: Restaurant Offers All-Reindeer Menu
"An Arizona restaurant is getting into the holiday spirit by temporarily offering a special all-reindeer menu.
The Caffe Boa in Tempe, which made headlines last Easter with an all-rabbit menu, said it will be serving North American caribou from Colorado and Idaho in a variety of dishes, including caribou tartare gilded with pickled quail egg and caribou tongue bruschetta with pickled watermelon radish and horseradish cream, The Arizona Republic reported Wednesday."
Is the owner of the Caffe Boa going to have an all ground hog menu on Ground Hog day? This dude is taking the holiday menu to an absurd level.
How about simply decorating the menu with images of Santa Claus and his reindeer?
The restaurant owner is the biggest Grinch in Arizona; how are parents supposed to explain to their children that Dasher, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Donder, Blitzen and Rudolph are on the menu?
I advise parents in the Tempe area to keep their children, far far away from the Caffe Boa.
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