December 11th, 2010 13:41 EST
Evil Lady Stabs Hubby 7 Times For Refusing To Give Up Remote Control
"Police in Florida said a wife stabbed her husband of five months seven times with a steak knife when he refused to give up the TV remote.
Investigators said Deloris Holley, 61, of St. Petersburg, wanted to watch `The Closer` Monday night while her husband, David Marion, was more interested in watching the football game, WTSP-TV, Tampa, reported Friday."
A real man would rather turn over his family jewels than yield control of the remote control to his wife or anybody else. The UPI article doesn`t go into specifics, but I bet the wife stabbed her hubby 7 times because he didn`t give up the remote after the first couple of times she stabbed him.
When a man is watching football he will take the remote with him to the bathroom to make sure that nobody will change the channel. The happy couple had been married only five months, but David should have already laid down the lawn: Don`t ever, ever ask me for the remote.
Deloris will probably spend the rest of her life behind bars, let`s hope David is a lot more selective when he chooses a new girlfriend.
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