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Published:December 12th, 2010 00:45 EST

Life-Size Cutouts Of Hot Female Cops Slow Down Speeders

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Authorities in the Czech Republic say that life-sized cardboard cutouts of female police officers in miniskirts placed alongside roads have been highly effective in slowing down speeding drivers in several central Czech towns.


The mayor of the town of Mrakotin, Miroslav Pozar, said yesterday that drivers - and he admitted he`s no exception - automatically put the brakes on when they see such officers. But he insisted it was out of respect for the law."

There is nothing sexier in the world than a female police officer in a miniskirt. There must be at least a million porn videos that feature a miniskirt-clad cop engaged in community relations with horny members of the public.

I`m not surprised that the cardboard police officers have been very effective in slowing down speeding drivers; I would slow down even if I knew they were cutouts.

The mayor is full of it when he insists that people slow down out of respect for the law. If the mayor replaced the cutouts of the female officers with cutouts of male officers, nobody would slow down; in fact the male cutouts would probably be intentionally run over.

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