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Published:December 16th, 2010 18:54 EST
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Cops Catch Bank Robbers When They Spot Dollar Bills Flying Out Car's Window

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Authorities in Alabama said money seen flying from the windows of a vehicle led to the arrests of five men accused of bank robbery.

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The criminal complaint filed in Birmingham federal court said Gadsden residents James Shropshire Jr., Remarez Baker, James Ravenel and Cory Morgan robbed a Union State Bank branch at about 11 a.m. Tuesday while wearing masks and wielding two guns and a toy gun, The Gadsden Times reported Thursday."


These idiots must have decided to rob a bank at the spur of the moment during a drinking binge. They were woefully unprepared to take candy from a baby, let alone rob a bank.

You don`t need five men to rob a local bank, the clowns just got in each other`s way, and not to mention they would have to divide the loot five ways.

These morons allowed dollar bills to fly out of the window of their vehicle! Hello! Even Barney Fife would have figured out that they were fleeing bank robbers.

The idiots crash their car and four of them were discovered hiding in the nearby woods. One moron was found hiding in a trash can by a canine team.

You can`t make this stuff up!

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