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Published:December 21st, 2010 14:42 EST
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Epitome Of Evil: 6-Foot-Tall Mechanical Singing Santa Claus! Christmas Nightmare!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A 6-foot-tall mechanical Santa Claus singing Christmas carols is drawing complaints from neighbors of its New Jersey owner.

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Union Beach residents said the musical decoration has been souring their holiday spirit with its non-stop singing, New York`s 1010 WINS Radio reported Saturday.

`It`s literally 12 to 13 hours a day,` neighbor Mark Dittman said. `There`s no consideration for the neighbors. We`re very into the Christmas spirit, but this is ridiculous.`"

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Santa Claus is a shill for big corporate interests, he is the symbol of mindless consumerism. I`d rather have a 6-foot-tall mechanical pimp singing gangsta rap songs next-door to me.

What Jill Patella, the owner of the loathsome Santa, is doing to her neighbors is nothing short of cruel and unusual punishment. Her neighbors are a bunch of wimps, I would have gone Medieval on that Santa after listening to it sing for only a few minutes.

Patella won`t get rid of the mechanical Santa, because it`s the last gift she received from her husband, who croaked three years ago. If Patella lived in my hood, both her and her Santa would have already joined her husband.

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