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Published:December 22nd, 2010 11:27 EST

Christmas Madness: Pack Of Drunk Female Santas Run Wild In Mall

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Police said a pair of female Santas arrested at an Ohio mall were part of an `unruly group,` but members said they did nothing wrong.


Miami Township Police said several law enforcement agencies responded to a call from Dayton Mall security Saturday to help `deal with an unruly group` and officers arrested Jacqueline S. Sallee, 41, of Dayton and Susan Rudolph, 46, of Washington Township, the Dayton Daily News reported.

The group, which had arrived in two buses, included several intoxicated people dressed in Santa suits, and many people at the mall complained they were handing out adult-like materials and singing songs with mature lyrics, police said."


I am outraged by the drunken debauchery of the female Santas, this is the chaos and anarchy that ensues when females portray Jolly Old St. Nick.

A female Santa is an affront to God, and a crime against children who are left wondering if Santa got a sex-change operation. A female Santa is as much an abomination as a nativity scene where the baby Jesus has been replaced by a Bratz doll.

The female Santas claim that they were singing off-color songs on the bus ride to the mall, but everything they sang at the shopping center was family-friendly. There is nothing family-friendly about a female Santa, and I`m convinced that they belted obscene songs at the mall that would make the real Santa drop dead of a heart attack.

The female Santas were charged with criminal trespassing, resisting arrest, disorderly conduct and public intoxication. If there`s a God in heaven, these wenches will spend Christmas behind bars.

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