December 25th, 2010 11:36 EST
TSA Clowns: Thermos Possible Terrorist Weapon
"The Homeland Security Department has alerted air carriers to a potential terror tactic involving insulated beverage containers like thermoses.
The alert stressed that there is no intelligence about an active terror plot, but travelers may notice airport screeners taking a closer look at empty insulated containers."
Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2010/12/23/alert-issued-beverage-containers-planes/#ixzz198XwcEr5
Here we go again... The idiots at Homeland Security always overreact, and they are always in a reactive mode. This time it`s thermoses that have caught the attention of the TSA goons.
Homeland Security spooks listen to Internet chatter on chat rooms and Websites that are Jihadist-friendly. A loser who loves Allah to death must have mentioned a thermos -- now it`s open season on passengers toting a thermos. If you bring a thermos to the airport be prepared to be prodded and poked.
If a horny Muslim fanatic mentions a sex toy in an obscure chat room, don`t be surprised if the next advisory from Homeland Security warns that if your girlfriend or wife uses a vibrator she might be a Jihadist sympathizer.
A TSA spokesperson warned passengers to remain vigilant and aware of their surroundings. I will heed the spokesperson`s advice, and if I see anyone on the airplane open a thermos of if the nice lady`s seat next to me starts vibrating I will go Medieval on them.
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