"Hugh Hefner and Playboy Playmate Crystal Harris are engaged, the media mogul confirmed Christmas morning on Twitter.
The 84-year-old Playboy founder posted from his page, `After the movie tonight, Crystal & I exchanged gifts. I gave Crystal a ring. A truly memorable Christmas Eve,` adding, `When I gave Crystal the ring, she burst into tears.`
This is the most heartwarming story of the Christmas season; I`m sure most of my readers are drying their eyes. This wonderful tale proves that love is triumphant and transcendent.
Playmate Crystal burst into tears when Hefner gave her the engagement ring, dollar signs, oops, I mean love emanating from her eyes.
Crystal tweeted: "A lot of people talk about the age difference between Hef and I, but I don`t see the age difference at all. If anything, I feel like I`m the adult and Hef`s the kid," Crystal speaks the truth, Hef is the kid in the relationship, he`s enjoying his second childhood. I hope that Crystal will remember that like any baby, Hef`s diapers need to be changed every day.
Crystal needs to persuade Hefner to get married right away, at 84, he may croak at any time.
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