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Published:December 28th, 2010 11:37 EST
wheelchair criminal

Wheelchair-Bound Dudes Most Stupid Criminals In History

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Police in Sweden said they nabbed a trio of thieves by following the snow tracks two of them left with their wheelchairs.

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Leif Nilsson, an internal officer in command with the Helsingborg police, said they arrested two men and a woman accused of burglarizing two basement storage areas in an apartment block, Swedish news agency TT reported Monday. UPI

To quote Clint Eastwood as Dirty Harry, "A man has got to know his limitations." To be a successful thief, you must have the means to make a quick getaway. A wheelchair-bound robber is going to spend more time behind bars, than he will enjoying his ill-gotten gains.

The two disabled nitwits need to consider a career change, they could pretend that they are blind, and beg on the streets.

The cops didn`t even need a dog to track down the morons; they just followed the snow tracks they made with their wheelchairs.

These hapless robbers are incapable of getting anywhere in life. I`m referring to their lack of brains, not their lack of mobility.

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