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Published:December 30th, 2010 13:48 EST
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Bald Lady Strips Nude In Convenience Store And Sexually Harasses Others

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Police in Maryland said they arrested a woman accused of stripping nude inside a convenience store and sexually harassing others in the shop.

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The Wicomico County Sheriff`s Office said Jennifer Marie Riegler, 22, of Accomac, Va., allegedly took off all her clothes shortly before 9 a.m. Dec. 18 at the Royal Farms store in Hebron, WBOC-TV, Salisbury, Md., reported Wednesday.

Investigators said Riegler made sexual comments to customers and employees. They said she engaged in sexually suggestive behavior and employees helped her put her clothes back on after she laid down on the floor.

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Jennifer`s mugshot depicts her sporting a buzz cut and wearing a polo shirt. If Jennifer hadn`t stripped naked it would have been next to impossible to tell whether she`s male or female. The wacky lady probably took off her clothes so she wouldn`t be addressed as "Sir".

If an attractive woman stripped nude inside a convenience store, I would act like I was outraged, but I would have enjoyed every second of the impromptu performance art. However, I really would have been upset if I had been in that store when crazy-looking Jennifer did her thing.

Reigler was charged with disorderly conduct, indecent exposure, disturbing the peace, theft, malicious destruction of property and six counts of second-degree assault. The cops really threw the book at the deranged woman -- she committed a heck of a lot of crimes in just a few minutes.

Jennifer needs psychiatric intervention, but she`s also desperately in need of a makeover. If Jennifer lets her hair grow, and dresses more feminine she wouldn`t be a bad looking woman.

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