January 3rd, 2011 12:13 EST
Lady Beats Holy Hell Out Of Lover With Package Of Frozen Ground Beef
"A Canadian woman faces charges of allegedly beating up a man with a package of frozen ground beef in Newfoundland, police said.
Officers were called to a domestic dispute in Paradise, east of the provincial capital of St. John`s, Saturday night, The Telegram reported.
Inside the house, an unidentified man alleged Chantille Rodway had beaten him with a package of frozen meat during a quarrel. The extent of his injuries wasn`t reported."
There`s trouble in Paradise when a woman beats up her boyfriend with a package of frozen ground beef.
I`m not surprised the woman hit the man with a package of ground beef and not a New York steak, this isn`t exactly the high-rent district. Although the man probably wishes he had a steak he could place over his battered face.
The dude should make hamburgers out of the beef, and kick his lover to the curb. When your girlfriend uses your face to tenderize a frozen package of beef, dude the romance is over.
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