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Published:January 6th, 2011 12:33 EST

Terrific Idea: Strip Club To Be Located Next To DFW International Airport

By Robert Paul Reyes

"One of the busiest airports in the world will soon be a neighbor to an upscale gentlemen`s club, but some prominent North Texans are trying to shut it down before it even opens.


A new Rick`s Cabaret is about to open near the South entrance to DFW International Airport.

The problem for many is that it`s one of the first things you`ll see going to or from the airport.

The club is expected to open its doors in a few weeks. Owners say their place is going to make the airport sexier."

An airport is a twisted version of a strip club. Passengers are forced to take off their shoes, empty their pockets, and then they virtually stripped by machines. A few unlucky passengers are selected to be sexually groped by TSA goons.

At a strip club customers also empty their wallets, but at least they get something in return: An opportunity to view beautiful woman disrobe.

Next door to an airport is the perfect location for a gentlemen`s club, after enduring the ordeal of flying dudes need to unwind. I predict that Rick`s Cabaret will be a roaring success!

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