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Published:January 18th, 2011 12:51 EST
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Dude Wakes Up And Finds Strange Woman In Bed With Him

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A Canadian bachelor on Vancouver Island didn`t appreciate a naked woman he`d never met waking him up and sliding into his bed, police said.

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The unidentified man called police to report the mystery visit around 3:20 a.m. Saturday, the QMI Agency reported Tuesday.

The Victoria Police blog said the man reported `a woman came into his bedroom, promptly disrobed, slid into the bed next to him and fell asleep,` the blog said.

When officers arrived, they found the woman still asleep and `quite intoxicated,` the report said."

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If I`m sleeping in my bed in an apartment buidling and a naked woman I`ve never met before slides into the bed next to me, I would be flattered and thrilled. But if she promptly fell asleep, my enthusiasm would quickly diminish. If it turns out she was inebriated, I would show her the door.

On second thought if she was really attractive I would let her sober up in my bed, hoping that she would be in a mood to get frisky in the morning.

With my luck it would probably a blue-haired old lady who would enter my room by mistake, and she wouldn`t be drunk, but wide awake and eager to do the nasty.

The bachelor had no need to call the cops, the woman probably thought she was in her own room.

The woman was taken into custody to sober up, but she wasn`t charged.

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