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Published:January 21st, 2011 10:47 EST

USDA, Not UFO's Or Antichrist To Blame For Dead Birds In South Dakota

By Robert Paul Reyes

"It`s happened in places like Louisiana, Arkansas and Kentucky. Hundreds of birds mysteriously found dead.
Folks in Yankton, South Dakota, thought they were being added to the list after hundreds of dead birds were found there on Monday.  Turns out the unpleasant feathered discovery has a solid explanation.  They were poisoned.
Some had thought 200 starlings found dead in Yankton`s Riverside park had frozen to death. But they were actually poisoned on purpose, by the US Department of Agriculture."
Blame for the mass deaths of animals all over the world has been placed on various malignant entities: Extraterrestrials, The Antichrist... But it turns out that the sudden death of hundreds of birds in South Dakota can be placed squarely on the most evil entity of them all: The Federal Government.
The USDA coldly and calculatedly killed hundreds of starlings because a farmer complained that they had been defecating in his feed meal. The USDA out of concern for the farmer`s livestock decided to kill the birds. 
Instead of coming up with a creative way to discourage the birds from defecating in the farmer`s feed meal, the USDA took the easy option:They killed the harmless birds. 
Shame on the USDA and on the farmer -- starlings aren`t pests, they are beautiful birds.
It`s not dead birds that are a sign of the End Times, it`s the cruelty of the federal government that leads me to believe that Armageddon is right around the corner. 
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