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Published:January 26th, 2011 14:57 EST
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Why Did Hottie Bristol Palin Buy Home In Maricopa, Arizona?

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Bristol Palin buys a five-bedroom house on the edge of Maricopa, Ariz. Locals wonder whether it`s a sign of a housing market rebound in the sleepy Phoenix suburb.


No one here really knows why she bought a five-bedroom house in a sprawling subdivision, or if she even intends to live in it. But, already, Bristol Palin`s real estate acquisition has residents in one hard-hit desert neighborhood chatting about their hopes for a housing market rebound."

Bristol Palin is trying to parley her success in "DWTS" into a career as a celeb, Maricopa isn`t exactly a Mecca for the entertainment industry. People are wondering why Sarah Palin`s daughter moved into the sleepy community near Phoenix.

I`m wondering why Bristol bought a five-bedroom house. Dear God, I hope she doesn`t want a baby for each bedroom. Maricopa wouldn`t be able to assimilate that many Palins. The Jerry Springer show, Yes! Maricopa, No!

The curiosity of the Maricopa`s citizens will turn into despair when they realize that Bristol Palin will attract undesirables like photographers and groupies.

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