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Published:January 28th, 2011 12:47 EST
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Charlie Sheen's Mother Of All Porn Parties Ends With Trip To Hospital

By Robert Paul Reyes

"We`re told Sheen had several people inside his home during the 36-hour span that started Tuesday night -- including 2 porn stars, a business associate, and several other women.

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After hours of drinking, we`re told a person showed up to the house with a designer `briefcase` -- that contained multiple `bricks` of cocaine.

We`re told Sheen immediately began doing the drug for several hours.

Sheen was eventually hospitalized early Thursday morning for `severe abdominal pain.`"

TMZ.Com

Note to Sarah Palin: When you read about a celeb partying with porn stars in his home, who gets a delivery, not of pepperoni pizzas, but a designer briefcase that contain bricks of cocaine -- that`s a perfect time to say "WTF."

If Ryan Seacrest starred in this tawdry incident, it might raise a few eyebrows. But this is just another day in the life of Charlie Sheen, after all we are talking about a character who has admitted to having sex with over a hundred prostitutes.

Sheen`s somewhat unorthodox lifestyle hasn`t affected his performance on "Two and a Half Men", he shows up at the set on time, and he delivers his lines with expert comedic timing.

But for Sheen`s sake I hope he takes a sabbatical from his hit show, and focuses on overcoming his addictions. When some dude shows up at your house with a briefcase of cocaine, that`s a fairly good indication you need months of rehab.

For the record Charlie Sheen was treated for intense abdominal pain stemming from a hiatal hernia. It doesn`t matter if Charlie Sheen was rushed to a hospital due to a drug reaction or pain caused by a hernia, dude needs an intervention.

Your fans love you Charlie Sheen, and they want you to get your life in order.

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