January 31st, 2011 13:48 EST
Crown Jewels Condoms Of Distinction Commemorate Royal Wedding
"While Britain has a public holiday to celebrate Prince William`s wedding, one company is taking the party one step further with souvenir condoms that urge lovers to `lie back and think of England`.
Crown Jewels Condoms of Distinction is producing special celebration packs that bear the slogan: "Like a royal wedding, intercourse with a loved one is an unforgettable occasion".
Critics have dismissed the novelty condoms as `tasteless`."
If I`m making romance and I lie back and think of England with its endemic unemployment, dreary weather, and horrible food I will quickly lose interest in sex.
A novelty condom with the slogan "like a royal wedding, intercourse with a loved one is an unforgettable occasion" is as tasteless as the Royal Wedding itself. But unlike the bloody expensive Royal Wedding the Crown Jewels Condoms of Distinction serve a noble purpose: They stop the spread of STD`s and they prevent unwanted pregnancies.
I hope the Brits will have the good sense to boycott the Royal Wedding, and I hope they will stock up on Crown Jewels Condoms of Distinction.
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