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Published:February 7th, 2011 12:23 EST
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Cops Nab Bad Dude, Idiot Left False Teeth In Stolen Car

By Robert Paul Reyes

"California police say they nabbed a man who fled the scene of an accident because he left his false teeth in the stolen car he was driving.

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The Sacramento Police Department arrested 53-year-old James Brown after he allegedly crashed the car into two other vehicles, a fence and landscaping Friday, Sacramento`s KCRA-TV reported.

Police said the airbag dislodged the man`s false teeth, which were found on the vehicle`s floorboard.

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This police should keep Brown`s dentures indefinitely in their evidence locker, this dirtbag doesn`t deserve any compassion or consideration. Brown certainly didn`t show any consideration for the owners of the three vehicles that he damaged.

The owners of the cars that Brown damaged probably feel like knocking out any teeth he may have left. They can take some consolation in the fact that Brown was injured in the accident.

When the cops napped the bad guy and they questioned him, his toothless mouth was all the proof that they needed.

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