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Published:February 13th, 2011 12:19 EST
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Saggy Pants Robber Finally Nabbed By Cops

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A serial robber of South Florida convenience stores who was nicknamed the `Saggy Pants Robber` has been sentenced to 26 years in prison.

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Luke Singletary, 21, appeared in court Thursday, the South Florida Sun Sentinel reported.

Singletary typically wore a mask and got his nickname because of the drooping trousers shown on surveillance video."


The fashion police should have nabbed this droopy drawers dolt way before the regular cops finally caught him.

If I were a clerk at a convenience store and a dude walked in with baggy pants, I`d be tempted to blow him to Kingdom Come even if he only came in to buy Cheetos.

Singletary was shot and wounded in the butt during the arrest. I`d bet that the cop was so infuriated that Singletary`s boxers were showing that he deliberately aimed for his behind.

Let`s hope that Singletary is sentenced to a long stretch behind bars.

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