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Published:February 17th, 2011 22:00 EST
Republicans...You Can't Have Your Cake And Eat It Too!

Republicans...You Can't Have Your Cake And Eat It Too!

By Will Roberts

Ok, so today I am going to shoot my comments straight from the hip. See, when target shooting it is best to take aim and hit the bull`s eye the first time. Now if you are unsure about your skills you can pick a different gun. Folks that can`t hit the target use guns that are rapid fire, so odds are you are bound to hit your target at some point. 

So why am I giving you all advice on how to be direct and right on target? It`s my theory that folks that pussy foot around and beat around the bush tend to waste folk`s time and with as little time as we all have on this earth, I think it is important to get to the point... hit the nail on the head and hit the bull`s eye. 

So, now that I have totally confused my readers as to whom or what am I talking about...

And it`s Birthers! It`s been proven and most folks know this issue of our President not being born in the USA is just plain SILLY. Of course, after a while even the funniest joke can become stupid if you keep telling it to the same people over and over. 

Now there are folks that can tell their favorite joke over and over again and when they hit a party, folks scatter. That is sort of where you birthers are at. You know, sitting in the corner of the Party (Republican) and no one wants to have anything to do with you, except those Republicans who are thinking this subject just may be what they need to win 2012. It`s kind of the chicken way around winning an election. 

So here goes the part where I take dead aim and call this issue what it is. I mean, folks in the media are skating around the real issue; they are trying to label this as crazy, insane, tea party, ... mainly because if they made the claim I am about to, it might just be as news breaking as this issue was so long ago in 2007-08 when it first came up. 

Here it is: Plain and simple, these birther folks can`t get over the fact that the WHITE HOUSE is being run by a BLACK MAN. - let me spell it out, RACISM. 

Now, Republicans you can`t have your cake and eat it too. You are going to have to take a stand and say our President and chief was NOT born and does not have an American birth certificate. You Republicans are either going to be seen as serving up a fluffy angel food cake or a devil food cake. You all can make the decision which one you will be taking a slice from come Election Day 2012!


Your friend, 

Will Roberts 



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