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Published:February 20th, 2011 13:26 EST

Stop The Insanity! 3 Dudes Steal 700,000 Condoms

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Malaysian police have arrested three men over the disappearance of more than 700,000 ultrathin condoms that went missing as they were being exported to Japan.


The suspects, workers from a condom factory in the northern state of Perak, will be held for police investigation until Saturday, local police chief Shukri Dahlan told state media late Thursday."


There is no truth to the rumor that Charlie Sheen is one of the suspects.

I`m surprised that the Muslim country allows a condom factory to operate, maybe all of the condoms are exported to countries like Japan.

The suspects aren`t men with the libido of porn stars, they are part of an international syndicate. Everybody knows that organized crime syndicates traffic in drugs, cigarettes,and liquor, but condoms?

Where those three clowns are headed, they won`t need any condoms.

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