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Published:February 23rd, 2011 16:19 EST
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Dude With No Life And No Brain Tweets Entire New Testament

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A member of an Illinois church said it took him eight months to publish the entire New Testament on Twitter.

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Kyle Martin, a member of Lord of Glory Lutheran Church in Grayslake, said it took him 7,358 posts, which have a limit of 140 characters, to post the entire text of the King James Bible on the church`s Twitter page, twitter.com/lordofglorylcms, the Chicago Tribune reported Tuesday."

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Kyle Martin needs to get a life, tweeting the Bible is the most useless endeavor in history. Only somebody more stupid than Martin will read the entire New Testament on Twitter, and such a person probably doesn`t exist.

Egyptians used Twitter to plan demonstrations that toppled Mubarak`s dictatorship, bored and clueless Americans use Twitter to post the New Testament and to announce that they just farted.

Christians are supposed to glorify Jesus Christ, this stunt serves only to bring Martin publicity.

If you don`t have a life and want to read the New Testament on this dude`s Twitter page here`s the link:

http://twitter.com/#!/lordofglorylcms

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