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Published:February 26th, 2011 11:19 EST

Sarah Palin To Give Speech In India! Palin Will Embarrass America!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Sarah Palin is going to India next month to speak at the 10th annual India Today Conclave, a high profile talk shop of "global thought leaders" hosted in the Indian capital by one of the country`s leading magazines (its cover design is conspicuously similar to another newsweekly with a red border). Palin will be speaking alongside heavyweights such as Mohammed ElBaradei - at one stage, the figurehead of Egypt`s pro-democracy movement - feminist firebrand Germaine Greer, and the Indian Prime Minister Manmohan Singh. Her speech, according to reports, is tentatively titled `My Vision for America.`" Read more

It`s probably just a rumor that Palin recently visited a Navaho Reservation in preparation for her speech in India. The novice author brushed up on her "Indian" language so she can answer questions from the press.

The reality star can`t see India from her house in Alaska, therefore her knowledge of the country might be limited.

The Fox News commentator should keep Palinisms to a bare minimum. Americans have a difficult time understanding Palin`s homespun phrases; she might start World War III if she sprinkles her speech with too many "pit bill with lipstick" and "Mamma Grizzlies.

Sarah Palin is many things: A former beauty queen, a reality star, and a Fox News talking head. But never in a gazillion years would I refer to Palin as a "global thought leader."

After Palin`s trip, Indians will be convinced that they will soon overtake America as the preeminent world power.

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