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Published:February 28th, 2011 11:02 EST
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Dude Sues Strip Club, He Got Hit In The Face By A Flying Stripper's Shoe

By Robert Paul Reyes

"An Indiana man`s lawsuit for injuries he suffered when a stripper`s shoe flew off during a performance and hit him in the teeth isn`t far-fetched, lawyers say.

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Jake Quagliaroli, 34, of Indianapolis sat approximately 20 feet from the stage at PT`s Showclub when the shoe hit him in the face and chipped his front teeth, the Indianapolis Star reported Friday.

Quagliaroli got veneers, which will require replacement every 10 or 15 years. He also got temporary caps and may need a root canal at some future time, said Ali Saeed, his lawyer."

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This dude deserves millions in compensation, nothing ruins your day like going to a strip club for a little innocent fun, and then getting hit in the face with a stripper`s shoe.

We must keep in mind that an exotic dancer`s shoes are weapons of mass destruction. The typical stripper wears shoes with 7-inch heels, Jake is lucky he didn`t lose an eye.

The strip club should have been prepared for all eventualities and installed a net to protect customers from flying stripper shoes.

If I were the judge I would award Jake a cool million, and order the strip club to provide the poor guy with twenty free lap dances.


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