March 5th, 2011 11:17 EST
God Bless America And God Bless Russian Spy Anna Chapman!
"Russian spy Anna Chapman is in from the cold and out on the Internet with an official website featuring photos, news and an upbeat message urging Russians to smile and be self-reliant.
The site www.annachapman.ru is the latest venture from Chapman, who has made a media splash since her deportation from the United States in a Cold War-style spy swap last July.
She has posed in slinky lingerie for photographs with the Kremlin as a backdrop, started a weekly TV show, trademarked her name and taken a position with the youth wing of Prime Minister Vladimir Putin`s ruling party.
The main page of the redhead`s site features a Soviet-style red star and a close-up of Chapman cradling her face in hands adorned with bright red nail polish."
I tried repeatedly to access Anna Chapman`s site, but I kept getting error messages. I hope that I wasn`t able to access the site because millions of Chapman`s fans were trying to log on at the same time, and not due to CIA trickery.
Chapman`s Web site is in the Russian language, the gorgeous former spy belongs to the world, there should be mirror sites in every known language.
Americans, especially dudes, claim Anna as one of our own. When Anna lived in New York she was the quintessential American girl with her Facebook and Twittter pages, and the requisite nude pics posted online.
The poster of Farrah Fawcett in a red swimsuit was in every red-blooded American male`s bedroom in the 1970s. Today patriotic American boys are likely to have a poster of Anna Chapman cradling her face in hands adorned in Communist-red nail polish.
God bless America and Anna Chapman!
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