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Published:March 14th, 2011 12:58 EST

Surprise Inside Jars Of Peanut Butter: Balls of Marijuana

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Authorities in Florida said they discovered two pounds of marijuana in a 33-pound shipment of sealed peanut butter jars.

The Martin County Sheriff`s Office said drug sniffing dogs at the West Palm Beach post office detected a scent inside the shipment of Skippy and Fed Meyer brand peanut butter Feb. 23 and the homeowner at the Jensen Beach address where the shipment was headed declined to accept the peanut butter and said he had been a victim of identity theft, the South Florida Sun-Sentinel reported Friday."



Peanut butter and chocolate go great together, but not quite as well as a joint and a couple of peanut butter sandwiches.

When I was a kid I would tear open a box of cereal and scatter the cereal all over the kitchen table looking for the toy inside the box. Marijuana in wrapped balls inside a jar of peanut butter would be a terrific marketing idea.

The homeowner where the shipment of peanut butter and weed was headed claims he doesn`t have a clue why someone would send him the dubious package.

The cops shouldn`t take his word for it, they should search his house and if his cupboards are full of peanut butter, Doritos, Cheetos and Ding Dongs, he`s as guilty as sin.

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