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Published:March 16th, 2011 13:54 EST
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Moron Mom Pays $19,000 For Pre-School Tuition

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A New York woman`s lawsuit against her daughter`s preschool claims teachers did not do enough to prepare the girl for an Ivy League future.

Nicole Imprescia`s lawsuit against the York Avenue Preschool claims school officials promised to prepare her daughter, Lucia, "for the ERB, an exam required for admission into nearly all the elite private elementary schools," the New York Post reported Tuesday.
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However, the lawsuit, which states `getting a child into the Ivy League starts in nursery school,` claims the school`s `promises were a complete fraud` and the facility `proved not to be a school at all but just one big playroom.`

Imprescia said she pulled Lucia from the school after only three weeks but officials refused to refund her $19,000 tuition."

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There`s an anal-retentive sucker born every minute, as Imprescia proved by wasting $19,000 tuition for pre-school.

Anybody who believes that an Ivy League education starts in pre-school is deranged. I feel sorry for the small child, with all the pressure her mother is putting on her at such a young age, she`s going to end up in a mental asylum instead of Harvard.

Did this moron expect the pre-school to teach her daughter string theory and philosophy? If the teacher taught the little girl not to crap on her drawers and how to count to three, Imprescia should be satisfied.

The mother complained that all her daughter did all day long was play with blocks. Did she expect her daughter to build a replica of the White House with Leggo blocks? She`s in freaking pre-school!

I hereby  nominate Nicole Imprescia for "The Worst Mother of the Year."