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Published:March 17th, 2011 11:30 EST

Beware! Snooki And Paris Hilton Party Together In Hollywood And Las Vegas

By Robert Paul Reyes

"It`s a match made in reality show heaven. `Jersey Shore` star Snooki has been out on the West Coast this month and found a fast friend in Hollywood socialite Paris Hilton, OK! Magazine reports."


The radioactive plume from the failed Japanese reactors may reach Los Angeles by Friday, but an even more horrible event has already occurred. Snooki and Paris Hilton have joined forces to wreak havoc on the West coast. They have been spotted partying from LA to Las Vegas. The fallout from this disastrous pairing will result in failed marriages, fisticuffs, long lines at free clinics, and shortages of cocaine and marijuana.

For the good of the country MTV should add a clause to Snooki`s contract prohibiting her from traveling to California. America dodged a bullet this time, but we must never again allow Snooki and Paris Hilton to come within 1,000 miles of each other.

Snooki gave OK Magazine a real exclusive: Paris Hilton is a real party girl, I`m surprised people don`t know.

Snooki we know, believe me we know.

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