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Published:March 22nd, 2011 15:16 EST

Lady Gaga Is So Tedious: Now She Wants An Egg Bed!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Lady Gaga is having a giant egg installed at her home so she can sleep in it rather than a bed.

The flamboyant singer stole the show at this year`s Grammy Awards when she arrived at the ceremony inside a huge egg-shaped vessel.


She stayed inside it while she made her way down the red carpet, meaning her entourage had to carry her. The star later `hatched` on stage before performing her single Born This Way"

Lady Gaga is so tedious, she`s constantly wracking her brain trying to come up with an outrageous stunt or a crazy new outfit. If only the controversial diva devoted as much time to her music, we wouldn`t be subjected to such drivel as "Born This Way."

When Gaga made her way down the red carpet inside an egg-shaped container, it was such a moving experience for her that she decided to install a giant egg-shaped bed in her home. Only an infantile person would consider a publicity stunt a transcendent experience.

The dimwit entertainer is spending almost 2 million remodeling her bedroom to accommodate her egg-shaped bed. What an outrageous waste -- that money could have been used to help the earthquake victims in Japan.

Lady Gaga has laid one egg too many , it`s time to kick girlfriend to the curb.

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